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Croydon · CR5 · Upholstery cleaning
Same-week slots · Fully insured · Local Coulsdon fitters · Fixed written pricesWe provide upholstery cleaning in Coulsdon CR5 for houses and flats around Farthing Downs. From £65, quoted in writing before the visit, with one technician with a portable extraction machine — the standard kit for London flats, where a truck-mount hose cannot reach a fourth floor Every piece is fibre-tested and cleaned in the room it stands in, then dried with air movers before we leave.


Overview
Upholstery cleaning in Coulsdon CR5 is a fixed-price visit for owner-occupier-led homes in Croydon, most of them inter-war. 6,754 households sit inside this CR5 patch, 22% of them flats, so we quote on access near Farthing Downs rather than a London average.
How it works
Step 1
A hidden seam is tested for colour-fastness and shrinkage before the machine is switched on.
Step 2
Deep vacuum with an upholstery tool — most of what is in a London sofa is dry grit.
Step 3
Grease, food and body oils are treated individually and given dwell time.
Step 4
Hot-water extraction at controlled moisture, or a low-moisture pass on delicate fabrics.
Step 5
Pile groomed straight and air movers left running so nobody sits on a damp cushion.
Why choose us
£5m public liability, WoolSafe-approved chemistry on natural fibres and COSHH sheets on the van for everything else.
One technician with a portable extraction machine — the standard kit for London flats, where a truck-mount hose cannot reach a fourth floor. Steep downland roads, easy driveway parking and a narrow high street.
Next-day availability in most postcodes; end-of-tenancy jobs prioritised around check-out dates. Coulsdon South (Southern) is the nearest station, so a CR5 visit rarely needs a whole morning set aside.
We expect solid London stock brick in Coulsdon, some of it dry-lined during a later refurbishment, and steep downland roads, easy driveway parking and a narrow high street in CR5, and we carry the anchors, through-fixings and long bits that match. The mistake we spend most time undoing here is Coulsdon gives us fixings landing in soft lime mortar joints instead of the brick body, which is what a 22% flat share across the ONS neighbourhood covering Coulsdon actually produces.
Fixed prices
| Job | From | Typical time | What sets the price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Two-seat sofa | £65 | 45–60 min | Hot-water extraction with a hand tool, both faces of every cushion, plus the frame and skirt. |
| Three-seat sofa | £85 | 60–90 min | More surface and usually more soiling at the arms and headrest, where hair products and hands land. |
| Corner or L-shape sofa | £130 | 2 hrs | Priced per seat rather than per item, because a five-seat corner is genuinely two sofas' worth of fabric. |
| Armchair or dining chair (each) | £25 | 15–25 min | Booked alongside a sofa; on their own they are quoted against the £65 minimum visit. |
| Mattress clean and sanitise, double | £55 | 40 min | Extraction plus a dust-mite treatment, which is the reason most London flats book it at all. |
Two-seat sofa
£65 · 45–60 min
Hot-water extraction with a hand tool, both faces of every cushion, plus the frame and skirt.
Three-seat sofa
£85 · 60–90 min
More surface and usually more soiling at the arms and headrest, where hair products and hands land.
Corner or L-shape sofa
£130 · 2 hrs
Priced per seat rather than per item, because a five-seat corner is genuinely two sofas' worth of fabric.
Armchair or dining chair (each)
£25 · 15–25 min
Booked alongside a sofa; on their own they are quoted against the £65 minimum visit.
Mattress clean and sanitise, double
£55 · 40 min
Extraction plus a dust-mite treatment, which is the reason most London flats book it at all.
Prices include VAT with a £65 minimum charge per visit. Fabric is tested in a hidden area first: velvet, viscose and some linens cannot take wet extraction, and where that is the case we say so and quote a low-moisture method instead of risking the piece.
Scope
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Coverage
Also in this area
Hot-water extraction for wool, synthetic and sisal, booked in the same visit as the sofa.
The whole-property clean most upholstery work is booked alongside at move-out.
Kitchen, bathrooms and every hard surface, top of the wardrobe to the skirting.
Sofas, beds and wardrobes taken away and reused or recycled wherever they still can be.
Working in Coulsdon
Coulsdon CR5 is inter-war and owner-occupier-led: 22% of homes here are flats and 78% are houses, across 6,754 households (ONS Census 2021).
With 12% private renting against 74% owner-occupied, most CR5 bookings land on a move-in day rather than a weekend.
Coulsdon substrates run to solid London stock brick in Coulsdon, some of it dry-lined during a later refurbishment, and steep downland roads, easy driveway parking and a narrow high street. Nothing is drilled until the wall has been sounded, because Coulsdon gives us fixings landing in soft lime mortar joints instead of the brick body, which is what a 22% flat share across the ONS neighbourhood covering Coulsdon actually produces is the mistake that costs a CR5 customer twice.
Downland village on the North Downs edge, with Farthing Downs above the town. That character decides the practical detail of upholstery cleaning here far more than the borough boundary does. Coulsdon is outside the Congestion Charge zone but inside ULEZ; our vehicles are compliant, so nothing is added for it.
Getting to the door matters as much as the job: steep downland roads, easy driveway parking and a narrow high street. Coulsdon South (Southern) is the nearest station, and one technician with a portable extraction machine — the standard kit for London flats, where a truck-mount hose cannot reach a fourth floor.
Area at a glance
Who lives in Coulsdon and what they live in decides how upholstery cleaning is quoted and how long a visit takes. These are the published Census 2021 figures for the Coulsdon and Old Coulsdon neighbourhood itself — not Croydon-wide averages, and not estimates.
17,050
Residents
Coulsdon and Old Coulsdon neighbourhood, Census 2021
6,754
Households
Median age 40.6
Flats vs houses
Residents by sex
Single-person households
25.5%
Privately rented
11.8%
Source: ONS Census 2021 via Nomis (TS008, TS041, TS007A, TS044, TS054, TS003), MSOA geography. Figures cover the ONS neighbourhoods Coulsdon, Old Coulsdon (E02000234, E02000237) — the published geography that covers Coulsdon, not the whole borough. Neighbourhood names: House of Commons Library MSOA Names (OGL). Coordinates for the CR5 district: 51.3109, -0.1413 — Outward postcode centroid, postcodes.io (Ordnance Survey Open Data).
Two-seat sofa starts at £65 in Coulsdon, with 78% of Coulsdon homes being houses, and every job is quoted as a fixed written price before a fitter is booked on CR5 jobs. Seat count and fabric type set the price. Velvet, viscose and linen need the slower low-moisture method for Coulsdon (CR5) addresses, with 26% one-person households here, which takes longer than extraction on a synthetic weave.
Yes — corner and L-shape sofas near Farthing Downs are priced per seat from £130, since a five-seat corner is genuinely two sofas' worth of fabric on this side of Croydon — and 6,754 households on this patch, with 22% of homes here being flats. With 22% of Coulsdon homes being flats, access through the doorway is checked before the appointment, not on the day across CR5, with Croydon parking rules in play.
We test a hidden seam first. Velvet, viscose and some linens can't take wet extraction on the Coulsdon rounds, with 26% one-person households here, so where that's the case we quote a low-moisture clean instead of risking the fabric.
Yes — a double mattress clean and sanitise is £55 and is often booked alongside the sofa for a CR5 tenancy check-out across CR5, with 74% owner-occupation locally — and 6,754 households on this patch, which most London Borough of Croydon inventory clerks look at closely.
Steep downland roads, easy driveway parking and a narrow high street across CR5. Where a permit or a suspended bay is needed in London Borough of Croydon it is itemised on the quote before the visit, never added afterwards on this side of Croydon — and a median age of 41 in this neighbourhood, with this being London Borough of Croydon territory.
£5m public liability, WoolSafe-approved chemistry on natural fibres and COSHH sheets on the van for everything else on this side of Croydon, with 12% of CR5 homes being privately rented. That paperwork is what most Croydon letting agents and managing agents ask for before work starts in a leasehold flat in Coulsdon, with Farthing Downs a few streets away.
Guaranteed removal of dye stains, ink, bleach marks or old pet urine that has reached the foam; Leather restoration or re-colouring — we clean and condition, we do not re-dye; Re-upholstery, foam replacement or structural repair; Moving furniture between rooms or properties across CR5 — and 12% of CR5 homes being privately rented, with 14% social-rented stock nearby. Anything outside that scope is quoted separately so the Coulsdon CR5 price you agree is the price you pay on this side of Croydon, with 78% of Coulsdon homes being houses.
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Free quote · 1-hour reply
Two ways to go: price it yourself on the quote page, or pick a slot on the live booking calendar. Coulsdon CR5 jobs are confirmed in writing before anyone travels, and the same crew covers the rest of croydon.
No deposit is taken until the price and slot are confirmed in writing.